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The Critical Myth Podcast #172: Side Jobs

The Critical Myth Crew dig into the archives to deliver a bonus show, covering (among other things) some discussion on this summer’s movies! Recorded on 22 Apr 2012.

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Review #3536: Touch 1.11/1.12: “Gyre”

Contributor: John Keegan

Written by Jonathan I. Kidd, Sonya Winton, Carol Barbee, Robert Levine, Tim Kring, and Rob Fresco
Directed by Nelson McCormick and Greg Beeman

“Touch” has always been a show with potential. It could have been something very interesting. Instead, it quickly became apparent that Tim Kring was using this show to promote a lazy brand of spiritualism that predicates itself on the human tendency to find patterns in the noise. All too often, the writers force connections to imply that there is a grander scheme of things, and it shows. This season finale is no different.

I have no idea if Kring intended for there to be an overarching conflict to the show. I get the feeling it was introduced after the first few episodes were produced, and it became clear that the writers couldn’t pull off multiple intersecting storylines in a consistently compelling and logical manner. Whatever the case, it’s the one element of the show that has been working, yet it still feels vague and indistinct.

The finale all but verifies that Jake is one of 36 special individuals placed on Earth by God to ensure that things happen as they should. Oddly enough, a new problem is introduced: these individuals aren’t supposed to be aware of their nature, so Martin (and Teller before him) is actually bad for Jake. Which, if one thinks about it, makes no sense at all. Jake is supposed to be hyper-aware and tapped into the universe. He has been pushing his father and others to do what needs to be done from the very beginning. How else are they supposed to do it? It’s a needlessly “mystical” complication.

I like the idea that there are corporate interests that see Jake and others like him as a resource to be exploited, because despite the cloying message that all corporatism is evil, it’s something people joke about doing with savants all the time. Who hasn’t heard someone joke that they want to take a mathematical wizard to Vegas? The “evil corporation” in this story is just taking it to an extreme level.

This is part of the reason why the whole “mystical” side of things is unnecessary. Strip away the vague religiosity from the equation, and the show is effectively the same. Jake has a gift to see connections others may not, and he wants to use that gift to help people. Martin wants to help him do that, while this corporation wants to exploit him. This leads to a battle over custody, hampered by Martin’s haphazard way of doing what Jake wants with limited resources. It’s still problematic in terms of how those connections are expressed, but it would be a lot less heavy-handed than this religious angle.

The first half of the finale is far less effective. Instead of following the template of the previous few episodes, by focusing on two main plot threads that connect in logical ways, the writers (all four of them!) have one of the plot threads involve a completely unrelated side story about debris from the Japanese tsunami. Granted, that side of the episode eventually does tie back into Martin’s struggle with Astercorps and the dark suggestions about Amelia, but for much of the hour, it’s more of a way to mark time until the real finale.

The second hour is a bit tighter, as old supporting characters from earlier in the season come back to help Martin at key points in his quest to rescue Jake from Astercorps and go on the run. Of course, from a legal perspective, this involves Martin abducting Jake and becoming a major criminal, but that plays into the notion that Martin (via Jake) is doing God’s will against the evil desires of the secular world.

But even the second hour incorporates a completely unnecessary side story about a guy on a quest to have various bands around the world record different versions of the same song. And as always, it’s done merely to support the notion that these “numbers” have a higher meaning. Isn’t it enough that the “numbers” lead Amelia’s mother and Walt to right where Martin and Jake need them by the end of the hour? Wouldn’t that time have been better spent on a final act that allows Martin and Amelia’s mother to actually talk to one another?

Having Martin and Jake on the run from this threatening corporation with legal custody sounds like a great jumping-off point for the second season, but I think it actually takes the series in a direction that will be even harder to sustain. And since the writers were already struggling to make the basic premise of the first season work without the seams coming apart, the last thing they needed was more complication. If anything, the end of this finale underscored all the reasons why I have no intention of following this show in the future.

Writing: 1/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 2/2
Style: 1/4

Final Rating: 6/10

(Season 1 Final Average: 5.9)

Review #3535: Classic Doctor Who: “The Robots of Death”

Contributor: John Keegan

Written by Chris Boucher
Directed by Michael Briant

This is the second serial in a row from Chris Boucher, and it’s another big winner for the season and the series as a whole. Ostensibly an Agatha Christie murder mystery in space, the story is more or less a bottle show, which puts the majority of the time and effort into character exploration and the usual twists and turns. The result is a story with a strong supporting cast and wonderful moments for the Doctor and Leela.

Boucher laces the story with a ton of classic science fiction references, from Isaac Asimov to Poul Anderson to Frank Herbert, and it’s clear that he injects his stories with elements from that material. While the effects are just as basic as one would expect from the time period, they are well-done: the establishing shots of the mining vessel evoke the right images, the robots are solid, and nothing looks out of place.

Within the first several minutes of the first episode, I was hooked by the combination of two story elements that reminded me of my first forays into science fiction as a teenager. The notion of the Laws of Robotics is addressed in terms of the robots’ programming, and the decadent lifestyle of the humans reminds me of the cautionary tale of the Butlerian Jihad of the “Dune” novels. There is a wariness of robots and what they could do, but it doesn’t stop the humans from using them for just about everything.

While the audience is aware that the robots are killing off the humans, the characters are not, and so a great deal of the drama is based in the cracks that naturally form as the tension mounts. With the arrival of the Doctor and Leela, suspicion is initially tossed their way, but matters quickly (and thankfully) complicate. Having the culprit be a human, doing what he thinks is right for the cause of robot equality, makes this less of an “us vs. them” scenario and more of a commentary on human flaws.

Because it depends so greatly on the characters themselves, this is an episode that would have collapsed under the weight of mediocre performances. Instead, the diverse cast is very convincing. Granted, most of them are dead by the mid-point of the story, but there’s never a point where the in-fighting seems disingenuous. More importantly, it moves, start to finish, so the characters are constantly reacting. That they feel like they come from a realistic society speaks to how well Boucher managed to delve into their backgrounds.

I continue to be impressed by Leela. She’s no Sarah Jane, but that’s a good thing. Her instincts are very different, and as this is her first adventure away from home, she is learning a bit about her own limitations. The off-screen tension between Tom Baker and Louise Jameson just adds a bit of bite to the Doctor’s occasional moment of disapproval or impatience. All in all, another solid outing for the newly-established pair.

I’m reluctant to say much more about the episode, because I think it’s one that a lot of fans have already seen, and those who haven’t yet seen it deserve to go in with a relatively clean slate. It’s very clear, though, why this season is considered by many to be the high point of the Classic Who era. While it may not be as consistent as Season 7, it manages to hit similar heights while incorporating homages for some of the most beloved science fiction classics on the shelf, and that’s always going to score high praise.

Writing: 2/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 2/2
Style: 3/4

Final Rating: 9/10

Review #3534: Continuum 1.1: “A Stitch in Time”

Contributor: Bronzethumb

Written by Simon Barry
Directed by Jon Cassar

Pilots and premieres are always a tricky business: they’ve got to balance all the introductions and set-up and world building against telling an individual story. In genre shows, the introductions are all the more complex because it’s not simply a matter of saying “here’s the characters and here’s what they’re doing”, it’s a matter of getting the audience to buy something strange and out there. It’s a tough job and not all premieres can do it well, so it’s gratifying that this new Canadian offering is going full-tilt right out of the gate, skipping the messy let’s-explain-everything-and-THEN-get-on-with-the-story stage and wrapping plot, premise and character into a single story strand that’s easy and entertaining to follow.

“Continuum” starts in Vancouver in the year 2077, where a terrorist group called Liber8 has been attempting to topple the corporation-run North American Union. Kiera Cameron, a CPS Protector — that is, an ordinary beat cop — is part of the guard detail for the execution of Liber8’s key leaders. When the prisoners enact their time travel escape plan, Kiera is pulled along for the ride and winds up in 2012, where she makes allies and sets herself to the task of trying to recapture Liber8 and return to her own time. On paper, it’s a bit of a thin premise, a science-fiction twist on shows like “Brimstone” but without much of a shelf-life: there’s less than a dozen of these bad guys, how much mileage can the writers wring out of this premise?

This is why the second half of the episode was so impressive: the Liber8 terrorists defy expectation and start acting like a highly-organised group of terrorists who, as a collective, can present a formidable and long-term threat for the protagonists. Which they proceed to do, in spectacular fashion. It kicks things up a notch from a formulaic time travel procedural to something with a lot more potential for long-term character and story arcs, more reminiscent of “Fringe” than anything else.

When one character declares “this means war,” we believe it’s exactly that. The episode isn’t the first problem of the week for Kiera to solve, but rather the opening chapter of an ongoing story, which helps the overall structure and flow of the premiere. It doesn’t jam all the details into the first twenty minutes but parcels them out as the audience needs them while telling a single continuous narrative about how Kiera and Liber8 came to be where they are.

There’s a lot of world-building going on, done well but perhaps lacking subtlety. The political situation of 2077 is established quickly but lacks any depth beyond declarations that traditional governments were bailed out/taken over by corporations who have since put the kibosh on a lot of citizen’s rights. The blunt presentation is almost enough to make the audience root for Liber8’s goal of toppling corporate control and restoring democracy, but they’re not presented much better, given that within the first two minutes they pull off a major terrorist attack and spend the rest of the episode being bad guys in the name of their cause. Hopefully the contrast will be further explored and fleshed out as the season goes on.

One thing that did feel a lot more subtle and well-developed was some of the details surrounding how the future became the high tech megacity that it is. This ties into easily the most interesting character, Alec Sadler, a proto-Steve Jobs type who falls in with Kiera from the moment she arrives in 2012. Actor Eric Knudsen plays the part fairly straight with a touch of the awkward nerdiness he displayed back on the late lamented “Jericho” but doesn’t overdo it. Alec isn’t a snooty Sherlock or a three-fries-short-of-a-happy-meal Topher Brink; he’s a smart kid in a situation where smart kids don’t get a lot of appreciation. His tech savvy makes him an important part of the ensemble, his circumstances and “destiny” promise some interesting stories later down the line, and that nerdy genre-savvy allows him to comment on Kiera’s temporal situation and suggest things to the audience who aren’t as up on time travel tropes.

Sadly, none of the other characters are as well-developed. Carlos, Kiera’s new partner in 2077, is all attitude but no depth and he’s easy to forget about. As for the protagonist, it’s hard to fault the writing of Kiera — both her life in 2077 and her reaction to coming back in time — or the performance of Rachel Nichols, yet the character doesn’t quite leap out at the audience or feel wholly three-dimensional. Then again, people said the same thing about Olivia Dunham in the pilot of “Fringe”, and “A Stitch in Time” is only a first episode that did so many other things right, so it’s not unreasonable to cut the show some slack.

For a show that looked pretty procedural in its premise, the first episode really delivered — and even better, it presents itself as the beginning of a much larger story. There are moments of foreshadowing and mystery littered throughout the premiere, and the “execution” scene alone demands rewatching in order to pick up the little hints and clues. Of particular note is the presence of William B. Davis, who appears for two scenes yet almost single-handedly opens up whole avenues of time travel storytelling. It’s easy to get invested in the world of “Continuum” from this episode alone, and the possibilities of what this show can achieve when it’s not bound by the restraints of an introductory episode are pretty phenomenal. In short: definitely worth watching.

Rating: 8/10

The Critical Myth Podcast #171: Worst Case Supernatural

The Critical Myth Crew contemplates doomsday for Eureka (spoilers through 5.5), delves into the dark with Lost Girl (13:10; spoilers through 2.5), and goes wayward with Supernatural (27:04; spoilers through 7.23). Recorded on 26 May 2012.

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Review #3533: Classic Doctor Who: “The Face of Evil”

Contributor: John Keegan

Written by Chris Boucher
Directed by Pennant Roberts

This serial would be notable enough for introducing Leela, who couldn’t be more different from Sarah Jane Smith if she tried. But it also manages to incorporate some fundamentally interesting science fiction concepts that meshed extremely well with the “gothic horror” tone of the early Fourth Doctor era.

One of the things that drew me to “Doctor Who”, when I began watching the series with the reboot, was the flawed nature of the character. The Doctor is ostensibly the hero of the piece, but he’s flawed. He has an arrogant sense of righteousness that can lead to overconfidence in his own abilities. While unintended consequences are a major component of the Nu Who era (particularly for the Eleventh Doctor and the psychological damage done to the character of Amy Pond), it’s not something that is covered often in the first half of Classic Who.

That’s one thing that makes this story so intriguing: everything that happens is the direct result of the Doctor’s well-intentioned attempt to fix a malfunctioning computer called Xoanon on a colony ship. Because Xoanon was programmed to think independently, the Doctor’s method of repair left a copy of his personality within the AI matrix. The end result was madness, and before one can say “Destination Void”, the colonists became victims of Xoanon’s emerging God complex.

Xoanon engineers a eugenics program that splits the colonists, in the space of a few generations, into two distinct groups: the Sevateem (the original “survey team”) and the Tesh (the original “technicians”). The Sevateem have been driven towards a more savage existence, while the Tesh are telepathic and technologically advanced. Both groups, however, worship Xoanon as a deity, and as they are kept separate, they are pitted against one another as part of the grander experiment.

The construction of the story doesn’t quite delve into it enough, but there is a consistency to the personalities of the Sevateem and the Tesh that plays into this concept of forced eugenics. The Sevateem’s culture is purposefully “savage”, as if higher order thinking and insight is being bred out of them. They are ruled by emotion and feverish religious devotion. The Tesh, on the other hand, come across as cold and sterile, to the point of being bland and uninteresting. Their devotion to Xoanon is more clinical as a result. In a nice touch, this is never really mentioned in the story; these details are left to the viewer to comprehend.

It’s all the little touches that make it work. The Sevateem are surrounded by remnants of their colony ship’s technology, but they seem to have lost the knowledge of what it all means. Their “shaman” wears the scraps of a spacesuit as a ceremonial robe and headdress. The Sevateem know that it has meaning and significance to them, but without a sense of historical context, it’s all garbled. It’s an interesting concept, especially when one considers that it was a directed deconstruction by Xoanon.

We never get to see the Doctor’s initial actions, and he doesn’t even remember them. That’s one of the most telling aspects of the story; the Doctor’s typical casual attitude towards intervention is such that he doesn’t even give the matter a second thought when he is done “fixing” Xoanon. And despite his sorrow over what has taken place between the Sevateem and the Tesh, it’s somewhat clear that the Doctor doesn’t quite see the bigger picture. In the end, he “fixes” the problem by restoring Xoanon, but he leaves the Sevateem and the Tesh to work out a future together on their own. (Granted, the nature of the series doesn’t allow for much more.)

When he arrives on the scene, The Doctor comes across the Sevateem, and learn that he is fabled as “The Evil One”. In essence, Xoanon’s split personality has fashioned the Doctor’s image and personality into the Devil, which is interesting when one considers the Doctor/Master dichotomy that the previous serial served as a reminder. Whatever the case, it is played for both laughs and chills, especially when the Sevateem are forced to face the visage of their invisible enemy, and it is a creepy construct of the Doctor’s face. It’s primitive by today’s standards, but damned effective.

It’s within this context that Leela, the Doctor’s latest Companion, is introduced. Leela is one of the Sevateem, but she is blessed/cursed with some of that lingering insight and intelligence. She questions Xoanon, and therefore incurs the wrath of her people. But she’s definitely still one of the Sevateem, in that she’s fairly violent and willing to kill without hesitation. It’s not something that the Doctor likes, to say the least, but his stern rebuke exposes a bit of his own hypocrisy.

The dynamic is very different than what has come before; the closest might be what emerged with the Second Doctor and Jamie. Leela isn’t stupid; she simply lacks perspective and information. Thus she becomes a good tool for the writers to facilitate exposition for the sake of the audience; it’s natural for the Doctor to fill Leela in as needed, and for Leela to ask the same questions as the audience.

Leela is also stepping in after the departure of one of the most beloved Companions of all: Sarah Jane Smith. The writers had to deviate from Sarah Jane as much as possible. Where Sarah Jane was a modern woman of Earth, struggling to handle the dangers of a wider universe (and screeching often as a result), Leela is a warrior. Sarah Jane and the Doctor were also very friendly, reflecting the real-world affection that Tom Baker and Elizabeth Sladen had during their tenure. Leela and the Doctor are more at odds, which I understand also reflects the real-world circumstances.

And let’s face it: Sarah Jane wouldn’t be caught dead in the leathers worn by Leela. The series hasn’t had such blatant fan service since Zoe and her skintight catsuit during the Second Doctor era (“The Mind Robber”, anyone?). Sarah Jane was gorgeous, but she was the kind of girl you took home to meet your parents. Leela is not. One might imagine that Leela would be written to emphasize her sexual allure, but instead, she is written without comment on her appearance. It’s actually a nice touch.

If there’s one element that hurts the overall effort, it’s the direction and production values. I’m not talking about the effects so much as how certain events were staged. The attack by the Sevateem is one of the silliest things I’ve ever seen. Even accounting for the fact that the Sevateem are being manipulated, it doesn’t make a lick of sense. It just seems like the problems presented by budget weren’t approached as inventively as they might have been. And the second half of the serial doesn’t work nearly as well as the first.

But I’m not sure how much that matters. I was paying a lot more attention to the story and its implications than the production value. It’s easily one of the best stories I’ve seen in the Classic Who era, and one of my favorites for the Fourth Doctor. I could easily see this being redone for the Nu Who series at some point, and really digging into the aspects of artificial intelligence, religion, eugenics, and the Doctor’s personality that are touched on in the original. Imagine if this were redone with proper pacing and much better direction; the results would be phenomenal.

Writing: 2/2
Acting: 2/2
Direction: 1/2
Style: 4/4

Final Rating: 9/10

Review #3532: Mad Men 5.11: “The Other Woman”

Contributor: Henry T.

Written by Semi Chellas and Matthew Weiner
Directed by Phil Abraham

It’s all glitz and glamour until someone brings something distasteful up to the surface. When that happens, it has a way of rotting whatever gets in the way. All throughout this episode, I felt as if the walls of Jericho were falling all around the characters. The firm is not flush with money so they have to fight tooth-and-nail for any account they can get their hands on. They do try, befitting what Don said in his speech to rally the troops in the previous episode, but there are costs to getting that golden goose.

It’s fascinating just to see how all of this builds up in the space of the episode. All of the subplots start with something small, whether it’s Don getting increasingly frustrated that he can’t come up with the right pitch to win Jaguar, or Pete having a conversation with an influential man on the account that turns to the possibility of prostituting out Joan, or Peggy shooting the breeze with an old friend. All of them build with momentum and become more complicated situations as the episode advances, until they are all capped by events that will change the course of the series from here on out. It’s amazing to me that the show continues to bring about surprises within such simple plot points and what could be construed as a gimmick (the same scene with different perspectives), but this is why “Mad Men” remains one of the best shows on television.

As a viewer, I totally expected that the task of landing the Jaguar account would be a hard task. I don’t quite think Don saw it that way when he made that speech to the firm before Christmas in the last episode. The creative team has nothing in their pocket initially, and it’s making Don irritable. He knows they’re good enough to eventually get it, but at the moment, they only have some cliched taglines. It gets so bad that he takes his work home with him and tentatively asks Megan what ideas she might have. It’s almost as if he’s trying to lure her back to SCDP. That draws resistance from Megan and results in yet another fight.

Sometimes, it feels like Don doesn’t know exactly what his wife wants, and Megan seems firm on staying with the acting course. The conversation the two of them have at home after the fight is a lot more cordial, but that may have been because the audition she went to wasn’t what she expected from the industry. It wasn’t about her acting ability, but the way she looks. Megan still straddles the two worlds of acting and advertising, but isn’t committed to one in a full way yet. She still has some talent for the advertising part, ultimately giving the rough beginnings of what eventually becomes Don’s pitch to Jaguar. Landing the account becomes a delicate juggling act for Don, and the result is that he misses important things like the partners out-voting him on using Joan as a bargaining chip when he leaves the partners’ meeting, or that Peggy comes up with the Chevalier Blanc tagline on the spot and could’ve been useful in the Jaguar meetings.

His outright dismissal of Peggy at the beginning (which has some echoes of “The Suitcase” from last season) leads to her seeking out a better offer from a rival agency about a higher position. The end result is that he loses Peggy, the one person he took care of during their time in the agency together, and also Joan is diminished somewhat in his eyes. Joan was the one person he thought had ironclad integrity, and she took money to sell herself to a disgusting pig for a small ownership stake in the company. Does the ends really justify the means in that case? That had to be the one question ringing through Don’s ears when he looked at Joan and Peggy in this episode.

There was a time when I felt sorry for how pathetic Pete acts throughout the series. He’s a petulant child who doesn’t get his way all the time and pouts about it to anyone who listens. Here, he graduates to a genuine sleazeball by suggesting that Joan spend one night with Herb in exchange for a vote in the firm’s favor for Jaguar. I felt dirty just watching the parts where Pete hesitatingly asks Joan to prostitute herself for the firm. The partners’ meeting plays that out. Don is dead set against it and storms out of the room. Pete then asks the other senior partners what they think, and they’re somewhat amenable to the arrangement.

If the firm weren’t in such dire straits right now, they would have never considered the idea. Lane speaks to Joan, and gives her an offer she at least has to think about. Given that she’s now a divorcee single mom with a home that’s falling apart, the offer would do enough that she’d be taken care of for the rest of her life. I saw it as sullying Lane and Joan’s close relationship a bit. Lane has money troubles so he may not be the best person to ask what to do when a large sum of cash is laid at your feet. It’s absolutely clear why Herb would be infatuated with Joan (and seemed to speak to the male viewers of this series who constantly objectify Christina Hendricks), but asking her to spend one night with him is a step too far.

Don knows this when he finds out about the offer of partnership stake, and goes over to Joan’s apartment to stop her from potentially making a mistake. The episode cleverly frames this scene well when it’s revealed that she has already spent the night with Herb before Don got to the apartment. The consequences of which are reflected in his stare of disappointment at Joan, again a woman he deeply respects, when everyone finds out the firm has landed the Jaguar account. The ultimate irony is that the pitch is very good on its own. They could have landed the account with Joan prostituting herself. There’s no going back now, and they’re all a little damaged by the things they had to do to get Jaguar. How long is the good feeling going to last? I think it won’t be long before everything collapses. Don knows what Joan did, and it may not be long before the other partners know as well. A Jaguar, according to the creative staff at SCDP, is something “beautiful to truly own.” That beauty, that shine, is finite. It only takes a little bit of rot to diminish that pristine beauty.

I don’t know where the series goes from here. This was an incredibly complicated and dense episode, with unseen events sure to reverberate through the rest of the series. Peggy is now at a rival agency, finally letting go of the chain she had tethered to Don. She leaves the firm with this mix of sadness, regret, and optimism (her small smile as she entered the elevator told as much), and I do wonder how much of her we’ll see in the future. Peggy had become integral to the fabric of the series, but her career had stalled somewhat at SCDP. She had to make a change.

I’m wondering if anyone else at SCDP will act so boldly. They seem boxed in by the firm, trapped in their own ambitions. Don has nothing else in his life but the office, with Megan diving deeper into her acting career. His kiss of Peggy’s hand was a tender goodbye to a cherished colleague, but felt more like a cry for help the longer he held the kiss. Pete forced his way into being a junior partner, and is probably going to get more power now that he’s going to be congratulated for being integral to getting the Jaguar account. Joan has bought herself financial security with the 5% partnership stake. I don’t know how they will live with themselves after both of them compromised their integrity in such a big way. Money is the root of all evil and doesn’t buy happiness, as the cliches both go. This episode demonstrated those philosophies to a tee.

Grade: 10/10 

Review #3531: Game of Thrones 2.9: “Blackwater”

Contributor: Gregg Wright

“The episode has dramatically exceeded our expectations,” said series showrunner David Benioff in an interview with Entertainment Weekly recently. Instead of going with their original plan to frame the entire Battle of the Blackwater from the perspective of Cersei and Sansa, David Benioff and D. B. Weiss made the case to HBO that they just HAD to show that battle, and they’d need more money to do it. Surprisingly, HBO agreed to raise the budget significantly. I knew all of this before the episode had aired, and I’d been unable to keep myself from watching the promo, but none of this prepared me for what I was about to experience. This was TV history in the making.

Benioff and Weiss were pretty sure that they could do a respectable episode on the usual budget, but their instincts were right—just like Spielberg was right when he knew that people would want to see that shark get blown to smithereens at the end of “Jaws”. The showrunners knew that this was the dramatic payoff that this story needed (and they also felt that they needed to make up for not showing the last battle that Tyrion was involved in). George R. R. Martin himself penned this episode, and in a brilliant, last minute move, Benioff and Weiss picked English film director Neil Marshall to helm it. Marshall’s “Centurion” is a great example of how much the man can do on a lower budget (and “The Descent” is one of the best horror movies of the post-2000 era).

What the production crew has accomplished here is simply incredible. I’m sure that the budget for the episode was abnormally high for a television episode, but that said, it likely doesn’t compare to that of the average theatrical film. So it’s pretty amazing that they managed to work around whatever limitations were in place and create something that feels like a real, full-scale battle (with the fog and darkness playing a very helpful role). The producers wisely chose to avoid large-scale shots of troops in combat, instead going with a more intimate, ground-level perspective. It’s a highly appropriate stylistic choice, given the show’s usual emphasis on characters over spectacle.

But even still, I was shocked by just how big-budget the episode was in terms of the sights and sounds on display. Most of it is comprised of gloriously brutal ground-level combat between infantrymen, but the Wildfire explosion was one of the most visually spectacular things that I’ve ever seen in a television show. This is what I’ve been begging more Hollywood filmmakers to do, anyway: rely less on the CG and more on practical effects and stunt-work, and when you do use CG, make it count. I could scarcely believe that I was watching a TV show when Bronn fired that arrow and all hell broke loose. I didn’t expect such an enormous, green, frighteningly destructive explosion. In spite of the episode’s general reliance on ground-level combat over grand special effects shots, it should be noted that this episode has been said to have far more visual effects than any other.

And the CG actually looks GOOD, and this is coming from someone who tends to think that most Hollywood CG looks pathetically fake anymore. There’s no question that CG is a wonderful tool, but so often, modern special effects artists seem to have forgotten this basic truth: that the best effect is the one that the audience doesn’t notice. In the end, special effects are simply a tool for bringing the story to life. The most important part of any film or TV show is the writing and acting. Everything else is just there to enhance the reality of the story. “Game of Thrones” is a perfect example of why I almost never go to the theater for genre movies anymore (except to see the unusual gem). Television is where most of the best writing and acting is, and the production values seem to get better all the time.

That jaw-dropping Wildfire moment would not have been the same without the fantastic build-up to it. I loved that this whole episode dealt with only one location, and spent the perfect amount of time building up to the actual battle. It’s a completely unusual format for a “Game of Thrones” episode, and it’s all the better for it. It allows for more time spent with each character. I know that the producers came to HBO saying “just this once”, but it would be a terrible shame if this didn’t become something of a yearly tradition. I suspect that there’s at least one large battle in each of Martin’s books, so I would suggest that HBO give them enough money to do one each year (or some equivalent event), maybe even letting Martin write and Marshall direct each time. That’s what I’d do, anyway.

Not only did this episode drastically exceed my expectations, it subverted some of them as well. Sure, I expected Wildfire to play a significant role in how the battle progressed. I expected the burning stuff to be flung at Stannis’s ships. And I expected Stannis to win in the end, anyway. I did not expect an explosion of damn near nuclear proportions, practically eviscerating, in one fell swoop, nearly half of Stannis’s fleet. (And I didn’t expect it to be green! Yes, I saw what the liquid looked like before.) At that moment, I began to think that the outcome wasn’t so clear cut, which made the whole thing way more exciting. The Wildfire explosion is easily my favorite moment of the entire show, thus far, but it’s only the beginning of a truly magnificent battle.

I felt a tinge of glee when, upon hearing the complaint from one his men that hundreds of men would die in the assault, Stannis coldly corrects him with a single word: “Thousands.” Stannis is a man who really, really wants to sit on that throne. This would be one of many similar moments throughout the episode where something astoundingly awesome would happen, causing me to shudder with delight—like when the alchemist giggles to himself after the explosion, or whenever Sandor Clegane cleaves some poor bastard in half, or when Bronn, having almost gotten into a duel with Sandor earlier, shows up at just the right moment to save Sandor’s life with a well-aimed arrow.

There’s too many of these moments to list, but suffice to say, the episode is pure, bloody carnage of the very best sort. And unlike many Hollywood films, you won’t have that frantic camerawork and choppy editing constantly ruining the experience. Yes, there is a bit of a handheld feel to some of the shots. But it’s nowhere near the excessive levels found in most modern action and war films. It’s generally pretty easy to see what’s going on. The battle is still extremely chaotic, but the handheld camerawork isn’t wielded like a blunt tool in the hands of a child, which seems to be the case for so many directors (for both film and television, I should add) these days. It’s used tastefully, like it used to be back when cinematographers first discovered that handheld shots could create a sense of chaos, horror, and disorientation.

The battle continued to not go as I expected right up to the end. At first, I was completely dumbstruck by The Hound’s sudden loss of interest in the battle. Who would have thought that Sandor Clegane would be the one to give up first? Of course, after a moment, I remembered how his face achieved its current appearance (which, upon re-watching the Wildfire scene, also explained his stunned reaction to the explosion). Sandor’s reaction to Joffrey’s order to continue fighting was one of the funniest things that I’ve seen on the show (possibly even funnier than that amusing relayed conversation between Tyrion and Joffrey before the battle). I love that Sandor is finally being humanized and getting the development that he deserves. Hopefully, he’ll end up on the run with Sansa, and eventually get into a fight to the death with his older brother.

After Sandor gives up, the task of rallying the troops is left up to Tyrion. His St. Crispin’s Day speech and plan of attack are both pure Tyrion. Fans are going to love him more than ever after this, if that’s even possible. No person was more instrumental in defending King’s Landing than he. One thing that did bother me a bit about the last fight was the confusion over the attack on Tyrion. After first viewing the scene, it didn’t even fully register that Tyrion was attacked by one of the Kingsguard. It was only when talking to my brother, later, that I was reminded of this. “Yeah, that was one of the Kingsguard guys that attacked him. Oh, wait, um… that’s weird.” Maybe I should have been paying more attention. I suppose I was so distracted by the thought that the top of Tyrion’s head might slide off at any moment. Tyrion seemed a little too dazed for just having his face cut, but maybe the cut was deeper than it looked.

As I said, the battle kept the surprises coming, and there was one final surprise in store for me. Tywin rides in at the last minute to save the day, with Loras Tyrell fighting by his side. This is the second time this season that I’ve been glad to see Tywin arrive somewhere. It’s not what I expected, but an alliance between the Lannisters and the Tyrells makes sense. It would make perfect sense if Loras actually learned that Stannis was essentially responsible for the murder of Renly. (This makes my prediction that Margaery Tyrell will marry Joffrey seem more likely.) I had to learn online that Loras was wearing Renly’s armor during the fight (apparently fulfilling one of the Red Queen’s prophecies), which would seem to add to the idea that this is somehow Loras’s payback for Renly’s murder.

Most of all, I was surprised that Stannis actually lost, and was forced to retreat with only a tiny fraction of the men he started out with. Didn’t he have the Lord of Light behind him? Perhaps not bringing along Melisandre was enough to either lose favor with her god. Or maybe Melisandre needed to be there in order for the Lord of Light to help. Actually, I have a third theory that I like even better. I think that the Lord of Light actually wanted the battle to go the way that it did. Why? I have no idea. Maybe he just likes to watch the world burn. And maybe Stannis isn’t this prophesied one after all. Melisadnre could be wrong, or hiding something, or maybe she’s just being used, herself.

I’m glad that Stannis survived to fight another day, and I’m glad that Davos survived. He’s been my favorite new character of the season. Did you notice that his son, Matthos, died just as I expected him to? That one probably isn’t all that impressive a prediction. I mean, what else is one to expect when they’re told that “death by fire is the purest death”? Davos is going to remember this prophecy at some point, and as suspicious of Melisandre (and her god) as he is already, he’s only going to get more suspicious. But will he remain loyal to Stannis? I suspect that Davos will get picked up by Stannis and his men as they flee in their boats, so there’s probably going to be a lot of interesting stuff going on back at home with Davos, Stannis, and Melisandre.

It’s hard to imagine that “Game of Thrones” could ever match the quality of this episode a second time, but I hope that they try. “Blackwater” may have just set a new benchmark for cinematic production values on the small screen. The more I think about it, the more amazed I am by the whole thing. “Blackwater” isn’t just the best, most exhilarating episode of “Game of Thrones” ever made. It’s probably one of the best hours of television ever made, period. Spectacle will never be more important than a well-crafted story and characters. And those elements are just as strong here as they’ve ever been. But sometimes, you just need a good battle sequence.

Rating: 10/10

Review #3530: Awake 1.13: “Turtles All the Way Down”

Contributor: Henry T.

Story by Kyle Killen, Leonard Chang, and Noelle Valdivia
Teleplay by Kyle Killen
Directed by Miguel Sapochnik

The final episode of Awake didn’t answer the bulk of the questions I had coming into it, least of all which world depicted throughout the season was the “real” world, but the last section presents a neat open-ended befitting of the series. It gives rise to more questions that the series unfortunately will not have the chance to answer. What we got in these thirteen episodes that varied somewhat in quality was sometimes a meditation on what it’s like to mourn the loss of a loved one and also a standard police procedural.

The last few episodes have had less of the former and more of the latter. This is what sort of happened in the finale. The first half of the episode focused on Detective Britten getting more and more clues to point towards the one person who betrayed him and murdered either Rex or Hannah. The second half reconciles his unique situation of splitting realities and seeing which world survived. The dual nature of the episode (and the series overall) was appealing at first, but proved to be something that couldn’t be sustained in the long haul. So maybe I feel glad that “Awake” is ending now instead of drawing out the string by potentially going to darker and stranger places than it already has shown so far.

If you step back and look at the “conspiracy” to kill Michael and his family, it’s not quite the compelling mystery that it was initially presented to be. Two high-ranking officials in the LAPD covering up a heroin smuggling ring that lined their own pockets with money. The motive is flimsy, and that doesn’t reflect well on Captain Harper’s character. It also doesn’t diminish her betrayal of Michael, a man she has known and worked alongside with for a long time.

The first half of this finale goes through the express motions. Harper decides to get rid of Kessel, which she does do in an effective fashion, making it look like a suicide in an anonymous motel room. It’s interesting to see that Harper has a continuing romantic fling with Kessel, although there’s little depth to the relationship because we’ve seen so little of them together. All of that is occurring in the Rex world while Michael struggles to function in the Hannah world. He can be forgiven for that because he was shot in the gut by Hawkins at the end of the previous episode.

Michael’s actions in the Hannah world are strangely compelling, as he enlists Dr. Lee’s help not only from a mental standpoint, but a physical one as Michael forces the doctor to treat the gunshot wound. Were it not for Vega giving Michael up to the police, he might possibly have died in the Hannah world. Honestly, there was a little part of me that wanted to see that happen just to see how the writers could have dealt with Michael’s death in one of the realities. In the Hannah world, he ends up in jail, and the episode dovetails both worlds in a really perplexing scene where Michael meets himself on both sides of the prison visitors’ glass booth.

That scene is key because it clarifies which world is “real” and which one is Michael’s overactive imagination. I’ve been of the thought that the Hannah world was real and the Rex world was the dream. So the writers pulled one over on me. The Rex world is “real” and the Hannah world is the dream. The scene that follows is also key, as both worlds start merging together with the appearance of Detective Vega in a penguin suit showing Michael the key piece of evidence that proves Captain Harper was in on the conspiracy that destroyed the Britten family. Combined with all of the evidence he got from both worlds, Michael puts the entire puzzle together. The broken high heel, the name “Edward Munte”, Hawkins, the storage unit with the heroin.

After a heartbreaking goodbye scene with his wife (a gorgeously-lit scene with both of them expressing a lot of emotion along with their history together in just a few lines of dialogue), Michael confronts Captain Harper and brings her down. I should say that the fact that he didn’t shoot her was not a surprise to me. The case is solved, and yet, Michael doesn’t feel that good sense of accomplishment. He feels only emptiness, which is understandable. He won’t see his wife again. She was killed for a small thing: heroin and money.

It’s at that point that things get even weirder. Dr. Evans freezes in place, and Michael walks through another door. What is on the other side? A third world, one where both Rex and Hannah survive. So yes, in a sense, an ending like that might invalidate what happened in the series prior (it also skips a concrete explanation for why and how Michael created both realities in the first place). But it also presents an interesting possibility: Michael suffers a full-on mental break from reality here, as prescribed by Dr. Lee throughout the episode. The case is solved, yet he’s not willing to let go of losing any of his family members so he has to create a reality where both survived as another coping mechanism.

We could also consider the possibility that Michael is dead along with Rex and Hannah in the accident, and that the final scene of the episode was essentially Michael’s form of an afterlife. These are maddening questions presented by the open-ended nature of the episode, but it’s a futile task to dwell on them since the show will not continue. So, I view it as an imperfect perfect ending for a show that was always too unorthodox to be on a broadcast network.

Grade: 8/10 

(Series Final Average: 7.8)

Review #3529: Men in Black III (2012)

Contributor: Henry T.

Written by Etan Cohen
Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

One of the more reliable and unfortunate truths in cinema is that the second sequel, or third movie, in a movie franchise is often the worst of the bunch. There are a myriad of reasons for this, from audience fatigue over a franchise’s waning popularity to laziness from all those involved in front of and behind the camera. I’ve learned over time to come into a film with a “3” at the end of it with significantly lowered expectations. “Men in Black III” also has the advantage over other third films in a trilogy because it has been a full decade since the previous iteration came onscreen. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, as the cliché goes, and in this case, the third film basically denies that “Men in Black II” even existed.

This was absolutely the best course of action to take with regards to everything involving the “Men in Black” movie franchise. The first one was an underrated gem, sharp, witty, and perfectly paced. The second film was an elongated product placement disaster. The main players are a little older and a little wiser this time so there’s this easy vibe that permeates through the third film. It surprisingly works, for the most part.

“Men in Black III” opens with Agents Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) and Jay (Will Smith) back in action, protecting the Earth from deadly aliens who want to destroy the planet. This is a complicated plan hatched by Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) to kill Kay using a familiar science fiction tool, time travel, before Boris ends up back in jail. So Jay also has to travel back to 1969 to stop Boris from completing his plan. There, he meets Young Agent Kay (Josh Brolin) and they have to figure out what happens to him before Boris kills him. The film has fun with a lot of historical figures and events from that time, including a very significant one in the Moon landing.

This may sound like an oversimplified summation of the plot, but the film plays around with the ridiculousness of the situation Jay is in once he travels back to 1969. He is the modern man stuck in a time that doesn’t have many of the amenities he’s used to and takes for granted. The plot functions like clockwork until the final act, where there is a surprising amount of emotional resonance that you normally don’t get from a science fiction comedy. Sure, there are logical fallacies and plot holes inherent with any story that deals with time travel, but that’s largely brushed off.

There is even a great supporting character in an alien named Griffin (Michael Stuhlbarg), who can see all different possible events that can occur at once. He is a weirder, goofier version of the Observers from Fringe, and a rather unexpected delight from this movie. When Griffin enters the picture, it’s like the screenplay gets a boost in quality. His random thoughts can be funny at times, but they can be poignant as well. He tells this story about the origins of a baseball and why a particular event occurred in a way that makes it sound like poetry. A lot of the second half of the movie, pretty much after Jay comes to 1969, really works whereas it seems like everyone is going through the motions in the present.

I say that the film works very well once Jay is transported back to 1969. That shortchanges some of the characters in the present timeframe, like Kay and Agent O (Emma Thompson). Tommy Lee Jones gets very little screentime and dialogue so most of his acting here is through facial expressions. The Kay of the present time seems overburdened by regrets from his past, and because he is so terse and silent about what happened to him, it adds to the mystery that Jay has to solve once he arrives in the past. There is a reason why Kay doesn’t want to talk about everything, and especially to Jay.

When Jay meets Young Agent Kay (and Brolin does a rather eerie impression of Jones), the film becomes this really weird mix of both sight and dialogue gags between the two of them. Andy Warhol (Bill Hader) pops up for a bit. The “Amazin’ Mets” are talked about. The historic Moon landing, as I said, figures into the overall plot by the end. Will Smith seems to be having fun again, and it’s good to see him on a movie screen for the first time in four years. I want to be as cagey as possible with details about the movie because many of the gags surprised me. I thought the jokes would be long played-out (and some, like the celebrities who are secretly aliens being track by MiB, are just that), but it’s all goofy fun. I mean, one alien is used as a literal bowling ball. I’ll leave it at that. I found that gut-busting.

The villain, Boris the Animal, is appropriately menacing, but doesn’t figure much into the plot overall. He’s only there to give both Young Agent Kay and Agent Jay something to fight against. All of it leads up to an emotional conclusion that actually echoes back to the events from the first “Men in Black” film. Like I said, this film rightly treats the second film as if it never existed. I found a lot of that final act very moving. On the surface, this was a goofy comedy, but there’s a message of optimism squeezed in there as well. I’d be hard-pressed to call this film great, but there are worse movies out there. This isn’t a bad film, and that’s a better descriptor than I would have expected to attach to the film when I came in.